Life always seems to surprise me

I have sworn in the past that nobody ever hits on me. Ever.

I had maintained the notion that I will die alone with a bunch of cats. I was having one of those overly emotional girl moments of watching the Notebook and never believing a relationship could happen to me.. and then it happened…

I got a married.

just kidding.

I got engaged.

nope fooled ya again!

I actually got a boyfriend! I snagged one from the single girls of the world!!!!

Haaaa! Got you again. I’m still single lolz!

But I actually did get hit on! I promise! No jokes here!

I was at this party for a friend of a friend’s birthday (I was crashing like I always do.. obvi!) And I had a few beverages… not white girl wasted but kind of like this:

I was approached by a lovely gentleman and he said and I quote, “I Like You.”

I like you.  That is a very packed sentence. I was so confused! I didn’t believe it was happening right before my eyes.. I wondered what proper etiquette was? How do you respond to that?

I was like, should we start sucking face? I don’t know how to do that!

I wasn’t sure about this romantic prospect. I don’t know this person. A random child in front of me proclaiming his undying love for me. I wasnt sure.

So I ended up just be an awkward child and left the party due to my ride leaving and taking me to a lovely establishment called McDonald’s.  Later that evening I just wanted to:

So no mom, I’m not getting married anytime soon but there was one man willing enough to take me off you hands… Woah DREAM BIG! I’m thinking you should betting on my four other siblings on that one.

Love your perpetually single daughter,

Avril League Fairv